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The man even the morning after when he wakes up back in his own bed he’s still like “That was a crazy-ass dream” until Charlie starts excitedly recounting it and he gets all those packages and literally can’t stop getting fatter and growing a beard and stopping his hair from going white. And even then he keeps trying to deny it until Charlie throws him the snowglobe. Premium Omg I’m Like Literally Dead Shirt Something that’s bothered me about those movies: we learned in the 2nd movie that Santa is required to have a spouse.

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