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Why? You can tell its not real because Bigfoot is blurry. It isn’t someone, it is bigfoot that is Official Bigfoot Dad You’re A Legend Shirt doing this. Bigfoot, Aliens, and Yetis were captured, enslaved and put to work in camera factories. What has become of the world when even Bigfoot can’t go out for a stroll without the cops turning up? One particular goof has an “adult” and a “juvenile” and he places them on roadsides in the bush. Not gonna lie first time you see you get a little jump scare but then they become part of the background. Waste of plywood and black paint if you ask me.

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The guy has found purpose in life, I bet moving the cutout is the Official Bigfoot Dad You’re A Legend Shirt highlight of his day… it’s kind of sad but it’s probably true I’m in a woodworking group on Facebook and some guy was making these that look very similar I think they were about 8ft tall. Saw this bad boy the other day cruising through eagle river, Alaska. Thought to myself self they should put some giant googly eyes on it. I live in Oklahoma and anywhere that is somewhat in the woods you’ll see these things. People will put red reflectors for his eyes sometimes.

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More realistic than any of the ‘evidence’ ever posted on r/bigfoot. Speaking of Bigfoot, did anyone listen to Official Bigfoot Dad You’re A Legend Shirt the podcast where that guy told the story of his uncle’s friend who was out hunting one night 40 years ago and heard what he thought was a Bigfoot fart in some part of Virginia? Undeniable stuff! Couple it with a blurry photo my old landlord told me he saw once of a shadow on a tree? Terrifying conclusion! Bigfoot: we’re surrounded by the motherfuckers!

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