Chickens can be surprisingly nurturing, but they’re still tiny velociraptors with a brain smaller than a peanut. Also, they’ll eat each other and peck a hen to death if they sense weakness. They’re not exactly evil per se. Just they only have so much brain and 99% of it is devoted to killing. It’s mindless. Chicken Shut The Cluck Up And Drink Your Beer Vintage Shirt / the whole chicken is laying down. Then draw a straight line away from the chicken starting at the beak. You have now hypnotized a chicken. You’re close! It’s a reticulated python. They’re really close to berms in terms of body type and size. Burmese pythons usually have a more splotchy pattern with brown colors kinda like a giraffe while having a diamond-like pattern down their backs with grays and spots of white or yellow.

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Edit to add more snake facts because snakes are good. While the reticulated python has the title of the longest snake in the world reaching adult lengths of about 30ft, the green anaconda is known as largest due to its width to length ratio weighing in at an average of 550lbs and a body diameter of 12 inches. Chicken Shut The Cluck Up And Drink Your Beer Vintage Shirt. About to strike, anacondas are notorious for their interesting habit of kinda just biting which why inexperienced snake keepers are discouraged from getting them. In the exotic pet community. Burmese pythons are known as gentle giants and “puppy dog” snakes due to their generally calm demeanor especially when compared to other giants.

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I’m at work and it’s hard to write longer comments in one go. Anyway. Ever snake species and subspecies. Have unique body types and scale patterns. Chicken Shut The Cluck Up And Drink Your Beer Vintage Shirt (I’d link them myself but I’m on mobile and also still at work sorry). And compare to this video you’ll see the same or similar coloring and pattern. Also at the length of the snake at the end of the full video checks out for a younger. When the snake was thrashing I saw the splotches and that’s what made me think it was a Burmese. Not an expert either but I’m definitely going to check out some reticulated videos because they seem pretty exciting.

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