They need the Never Mind The Witch Beware Of The Labrador Shirt Hedwig’s mentality. She tore the hell out of Ron and Hermione for not writing detailed enough letters and autonomously went looking for birthday presents for Harry. She must have gone to the Dursleys every Christmas and forced them to give her a present for Harry. I can’t imagine them sending him even loose change without being forced. Goddamn it, Hedwig was the best. I really didn’t want to cry over imaginary things today, but here we are. It never occurred to me that Hedwig was forcing the Dursleys to send Harry presents.
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Hedwig terrorizing the Never Mind The Witch Beware Of The Labrador Shirt family until they wrap a pair of socks is now an official part of my headcanon. The first year it happens, the Dursleys are outraged and confused.“Isn’t it that boy’s owl?”Not another letter from that place, Vernon!”Vernon and Petunia try to shoo Hedwig away, but she persists, snipping at their ears when she gets impatient. They try to catch and lock her in the closet, smashing some breakables in the process, but she is too quick. Out of breath, they gape at her as she swoops under the Christmas tree, pecks pointedly at the pile of Dudley’s presents, then flies upstairs to Harry’s room, and taps on his door.