Happy Wolf Just A Girl Who Loves Wolves Shirt
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That is really Happy Wolf Just A Girl Who Loves Wolves Shirt important to me as I used to be repeatedly traumatized by the unique “Grizzly” as a really younger little one & developed a life-long irrational concern of being attacked by a ginormous grizzly anytime I went exterior in evening. Curiously sufficient, what cured me of this concern & reoccurring nightmares was spending time close to a playful grizzly at a neighborhood animal reserve. Life is bizarre. That is humorous, welcome to the membership. I lived in Hawaii and the film had me so dangerous. That I used to be super-afraid of grizzly hiding across. The nook of my home whereas I rode my bike around it. Tremendous traumatizing. There aren’t even bears in Hawaii.
Happy Wolf Just A Girl Who Loves Wolves Shirt, Tank top, V-neck, Sweatshirt, And Hoodie
This was the Happy Wolf Just A Girl Who Loves Wolves Shirt one ‘loopy animal rips and eats all the pieces to items, you say’ film I noticed in the cinema. Skipped Jaws, Cudo (large, mad canine), Piranha, and many others. Did not see a horror blood flick once more till Alien. It’s surprising. I ponder if it was misplaced in a warehouse. And no person remembered it. Or if it was such a chunk of crap that no person needed to even hassle attempting to get it put collectively for launch. Within the case of Texas Chainsaw TNG, Matthew McConaughey is definitely some of the essential characters. And the first villain of the movie. So I do not assume that applies. And contemplating they aren’t seen within they’re in a lot of it.
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| Style | Classic T-Shirt, Flowy Tank Top, Long Sleeved T-Shirt, Premium T-Shirt, Tank Top, Unisex Hoodie, Unisex Sweatshirt, Unisex T-Shirt, Unisex Zip Hoodie, V-Neck T-Shirt |
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| Color | Air Force Blue, Black, Bottle Green, Charcoal, Forest Green, Gold, Jade, Navi Blue, Plum, Purple, Red, Red Hot Chilli, Royal Blue, Sport Grey, White |
| Size | 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL, L, M, S, XL |
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Dancing Monkey (verified owner) –
Ladies don’t underestimate the allure of the three Wolves t-shirt. I bought my boyfriend this t-shirt for his birthday, he only likes the finer things and so I knew he would like this shirt.
The first time he wore it was to my sister’s wedding. He was very careful and took the shirt off during the reception because he did not want to spill Mad Dog 20/20, or BBQ sauce on it.
On our way home, we stopped by the Quickie-Mart because I was out of bunion cream. I noticed that he was talking to Jimmi-Sue she is the Assistant Manager Trainee and my best friend. We have known each other since beauty school.
To make a long story short the next day after I got home from work at Treasured Creatures Taxidermy Boutique, I found a letter that he had high tailed it out of town with Jimmie-Sue.
So ladies while this is a fine looking shirt, I would not recommend buying for your man.
Hahnjob (verified owner) –
Once I saw this shirt, I knew immediately that it would become the new uniform of the Echo Company officer corps. Upon donning the shirt, any of the 4 officers will immediately grow a mullet, lambchop sideburns and whatever leg wear the person is currently wearing will transform into jean shorts, to allow rapid leg movement, like a wolf; a side effect of the adrenaline and testosterone surge the body undergoes as a result of wearing the shirt.
If by some unimaginable circumstance, whomever is wearing the shirt is unable to consume an entire 12 pack of Milwaukee’s Best, he need only to look up at the moon and howl for the other 3 officers to sense his need of companionship and camaraderie and come to the rescue.
Without the shirt, much like the green lantern with his ring, captain america minus the shield, and/or a walmart greeter without his blue apron, the members of the Echo Wolfpack are utterly powerless, but with the shirt, anything is possible. When wearing the shirt, you get so excited, your heart flutters and your throat clenches, you have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.
4 stars for the incredible power the wearer of the shirt wields, but not 5 because the price of nearly $12 means I can only afford my usual meal of microwaved hotdogs, ramen noodles and walmart brand cola “Dr.Thunder” 4 nights a week instead of 5.
Thank you to the designers, I would follow you into the mists of Avalon.
~Hahnjob
George Takei (verified owner) –
This shirt has changed my life! Before, I couldn’t walk through the aisles at Wal-Mart, graze on the buffet at Sizzler, or even take in a round at my local miniature golf course, without people pointing and saying, “Hey, you’re that Zulu guy from Star Wars, aren’t you?” Even if I wore sunglasses, I’d still get mistaken for Yoko Ono.
But with The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee, the SHIRT now draws the eye. One young teen even shyly approached me, and instead of asking for a picture or an autograph, simply smiled conspiratorially and whispered, “Team Jacob, right? Me, too. He’s sooooooo dreamy.”
Yes he is, young lady. Yes. He. Is.
Fitness (verified owner) –
Once I apply the magical wolves fabric to my chest, my mullet grew like Odin’s beard, my rusted T-top Firebird turned sweet candy apple red and my White Snake tape started playing its body moving melodies once again. God life is good!
Stephen A. (verified owner) –
The best shirt a real man can get.
Matthw Costlow (verified owner) –
Currently running the country side with a pack of wolves after having put on this shirt. Will review later
Mellow Mel (verified owner) –
Received this shirt just in time for my job interview. After seeing my awesome attire, the interviewing manager offered me his job. Of course I accepted. I asked what he was going to do now? He said he would like to post for the position that I had came in to interview for. I told him that he was not qualified, but I did wish him well in his future endeavors.
Michael (verified owner) –
As I slid this shirt over my head for the first time, I was greeted with a blinding flash of light and a thunderclap that caused not only the wolves prowling the area to howl but all the neighborhood dogs as well. The dormant spiritual power that had long been asleep inside my soul was awakened, an-all consuming fire that is both great and terrible.
Even now, long after I have placed it in the wash after spilling ketchup on it, I can feel the embers of my spirit waiting to rise once again into an inferno that spares none in its path.
E Navone (verified owner) –
The shirt is great. The material isn’t very soft but it is perfect in every other way. It was purchased for our son on his birthday and we are hoping it will help him with the ladies.
Rae (verified owner) –
Nice shirt, but runs on the small side of American sizes. But you might argue, we’re fat.
Tania Joseph (verified owner) –
I work in a nursing home. One of my residents loves wolves and wanted a tshirt with them on it. She was ecstatic when she asked if I could order her one since she has no credit card. She loves the shirt and can’t wait to get another one.
wil crowder (verified owner) –
Your going to think I’m crazy, but when I opened the box it came in, I actually heard wolves in the far distance. When I actually put the shirt on, the hairs on my arm stood up and I could hear my own heart beat. I was instantly hungry and ate 3 steaks, raw. Afterwards I fell into a deep sleep and was exposed to a crazy fever dream. I could hear warm drums and the chants of Native American warriors, they were calling me to come join them, to quench the thirst for blood, to wage war and unleash my animal instincts. I awoke to a massive erection that lasted for days. I haven’t put the shirt on since, its in a box, that’s inside of a box, that’s inside of a box that’s inside of a closet that’s inside of a room that’s inside of a basement, that’s inside of a house, that’s inside of a neighborhood that I don’t visit anymore. I can still hear it calling to me. Only buy this shirt if you think you can handle it.
DarrenShoe (verified owner) –
I heard all of the rumors and I read all of the reviews about the “magic” this shirt is suppose to have and didn’t believe any of the hype. I bought one simply to prove to myself, once and for all, that it wasn’t true. I put it on and went to Walmart where many of the miracles supposedly occur. Everywhere I went, every aisle I walked down, every item on ever shelf I was looking for, there was someone there seeking my attention. Everyone in the place regardless of race, sex, religion or peanut butter preference were in my way. Yes, the magic is real…and yes, it sucks.
Mary (verified owner) –
For years I read about the magical powers of these shirts and saved diligently to buy my own. I would lay awake in bed, imagining my future life and wondering if there will be enough wolf magic in this world to have a proper wolf experience. The day my shirt arrived I was overjoyed! The wolf powers were so strong I had to slowly adjust to wearing it. I would just let the shirt rest on top of my head a few minutes at a time for the first couple of days. I finally gathered up the courage to put it over my head and then wore it around my neck for about a week. Then I put my right arm through, a week later my left, then finally pulled it down to cover my gut. At that moment I achieved my full wolf power. I stopped wearing any other clothes as I have no need for them anymore. The powers can’t be described, they need to be experienced to be understood.
EugOregon (verified owner) –
I have a lot of The Mountain shirts. I wear size Medium and they always fit…until I got this shirt. This medium size is smaller and not as comfortable. I checked my other two Mountain shirts and they still fit perfectly. Probably would have been better to get a large for a better feel and fit.
Amazon Customer (verified owner) –
I had been preparing for months to be the dungeon master for a group of players who were brand new to Dungeons and Dragons. I read the books, I bought the dice, I thought I had everything prepared for what I hoped to be a fun and engrossing evening. Five days before the game I knew there was something missing. I bought energy drinks, that wasn’t it. I created a playlist based on the soundtrack to Conan the Barbarian, that wasn’t it. Then I passed the hall mirror and saw myself. Non-authoritative, pallid, weak and most importantly, just too mundane. The epiphany struck.
I ordered the three wolf shirt with express shipping. It was lost in the cogs of my local PO and I thought about canceling the night. But my faith preserved me and I was rewarded with the arrival of my power totem the day of my game. I hand washed it in cold water and as the rich, indigo dye swirled around my hands I could feel the power and confidence of a three wolf pack shudder into my veins like an IV of pure awesome. The shirt fits perfectly. The adventure was a rousing success and the confidence and authority that was channeled directly from the moon over my heart made me a god that night. I may have to purchase in another color just to feel the primal rush surge through me from another chromatic perspective.
Reslife Nate (verified owner) –
The groomsmen and I all wore wolf shirts for my bachelor party. It was great, except every woman we passed basically threw themselves at us. We couldn’t go anywhere without a horde of women following us trying to mate. We played laser tag and we all shot with 100% accuracy and maxed out the high-scores. The high-school kid running the place bowed down to us and said he’s never seen anyone get scores half as high or be followed by women half as beautiful. We ran into Donald Trump at a bar in NYC and he said “Cool shirt, that makes me want to run for President”. So, buyer beware – this will have a significant impact on your life and the lives of all who see it.
Andrew Pratt (verified owner) –
Now I’m not a man who would normally pay such a high price for such an extravagant article of clothing, but after receiving my tax return and spending a majority of it on vintage Furbies from 1998, I had just enough to buy this wolf shirt. In blue of course, the mans not gettin me with that extra $4 bullcrap to get it in black. And all I can say is wow… I wish those furbies were returnable so I could redistribute my money on a smarter investment, that investment being wolf shirts… all the wolf shirts.
Now I’ve never believed in magic, and all that fairy talk.. but got dang.. this shirt can turn any man into a believer. I put it on alone in my apartment and could hear all the neighbor dogs howling in the distance.. I washed it.. the power was too strong.. too strong to wear outside the house. After 14 more washes I put it on for bingo night. Now I know what you’re thinking, but hear me out… bingo night involves Frito Pie, why would I ever risk getting chili cheese drippings on such a magnificent garment? And I thought the same thing, which is why I brought a bib I had stolen from a Red Lobster 4 years ago for my Birthday. I wasn’t even done with my Frito Pie and I had women approaching me right and left in admiration of my glorious wolf shirt, even through the bib.. they could feel the power. The power of a man. A wolf man. Hungry. Hungry for Frito Pie and more Wolf shirts. Long story short, I won $750, which I have already invested in more Wolf shirts. My woman’s not happy about all the attention I’ve been getting from the ladies.. but a man with a wolf shirt doesn’t have to settle and she knows that.
C (verified owner) –
I knew the shirt was out for delivery this morning. Not because Amazon sent me a notification, but because I woke up with an intense rush of testosterone. I’ve always heard Big Sean talk about waking up in beast mode. Now I know what he’s talking about. He must own a Three Wolf Moon shirt as well.
In all seriousness, the shirt fit extremely well as soon as I put it on. Physically, at least. Spiritually, I should have selected several sizes larger so that I can grow into it.
After about 5 minutes wearing it, I had this overwhelming urge to howl. So I let it out. Almost immediately after, my phone starting blowing up. Every girl that’s programmed in my phone began texting and calling. I even got some calls and texts from numbers that aren’t programmed. It was pretty crazy. That’s just one hidden power that this shirt posseses. I’m sure I will discover other powers as our souls begin to merge into one.
To sum it up: This shirt contains deeply metaphysical powers. I guess that’s why people choose the Three Wolf Moon shirt.
Or does the Three Wolf Moon shirt choose you?
Acrowb (verified owner) –
I bought this for my husband in his usual size. The one we received seems like almost a whole size smaller. He’s able to wear it anyway, and loves the picture. The material is ok, could be a bit thicker. I like thick cotton material, so I could just expect too much. I would order similar again, but next time will need to order a whole size larger
Natalie (verified owner) –
half way to a crop top
VI (verified owner) –
I have quite a few shirts from The Mountain. I love this one & it fits, but is much smaller than my other Mountain shirts of the same size (large). It is also a bit rougher feeling after many washes. I love it anyways, the graphic is great & it glows in the dark!
Trblncolo (verified owner) –
I bought this for my mom, ordering her size. This shirt runs a size smaller than what I wanted.
Mom liked the print on it, so she kept it.
My mom has dementia, and I just wanted to make her smile.
Order one size up .
Ayala (verified owner) –
Bought the glow-in-the-dark version for my wife and she was so excited, but she was expecting only a shirt. The package that arrived contained so much more. She slipped the shirt on and the wolves started glowing green, then red, then each color of the rainbow erupted from her chest and broke through our ceiling in a column of majesty. She began to float upward as if pulled by the rainbow but I snatched her hand and ran outside with her to see how far the rainbow went. To our surprise, it was more than a rainbow: it was a DOUBLE RAINBOW. Now outside, each of the three glowing wolves leapt from the shirt and ran up the rainbow road, howling as they went. I don’t know where they ended up, but I hope they are living good lives over the rainbow. The shirt now has only a moon, but my wife still likes it. I need to find a contractor to fix my house.
Fits very well and washes easily.
Soniamlvegas (verified owner) –
I bought this for my husband, the shirt length was perfect. He is broad in the chest and shoulders not tight. Fit well
Eric (verified owner) –
Instantly got the job I always wanted after showing up to the interview in this bad boy and a blazer. The only downside is they offered me too much for the position and it knocked me up a tax bracket. 9.5/10
SHERRY DE MORY (verified owner) –
Nice picture and fits good. My husband loved it